Category: TLDW
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TLDW Extreme Rules 2019
Because it’s (probably) been 4 weeks since the last PPV, it’s Extreme Rules from a company that thinks extreme is buying strawberry ice cream. This is totally not RAW because the big screen says Extreme Rules. The pre-show happens. That…
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TLDW 7/2 SMACKDOWN
Eric Bischoff is in charge, kinda, maybe. Anyway, here’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch. Nothing beats replays of sparks Another multiple person segment where Shane McMahon is the biggest star The Vegan Avengers aren’t happy at all R Truth reminds everyone…
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TLDW 7/1 RAW
Because they’re gonna keep doing it every Monday until the end of time, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch. Braun Strowman destroys more equipment…and Bobby Lashley. The equipment will be missed. Tag team match becomes six man tag. Of course. Samoa…
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TLDW 6/25 SmackDown
Because Shane McMahon can’t watch himself, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch. Welcome to ShaneDown Live Just like his WWE career,Dolph Ziggler doesn’t know when to quit New Day #2 and 3 defeat the Vegan Experience Heavy Machinery and New Day…
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TLDW Stomping Grounds
Still better than Great Balls of Fire, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch for Stomping Grounds I know it looks like the RAW set, but the main screen clearly says Stomping Grounds, so it’s definitely that Cruiserweights are still king of…
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TLDW 6/18 SmackDown
Here’s one thing Shane McMahon hasn’t taken over, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch. Apparently there’s a pay per view this Sunday. Who knew? Dolph Ziggler beats New Day member #3 The WWE pretends Baron Corbin’s popular Alexa Bliss acts like…
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TLDW Super Showdown
Live from….let’s not worry about that, it’s Super Showdown, where a bunch of regressive assholes on couches ignore professional wrestling they paid billions to get there. If you’re like me and didn’t watch this abomination, here’s the Too Long: Didn’t…
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