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In keeping with their recent policy of efficient mass firings, WWE seems to have fired someone that didn’t actually work for them.

“I was sitting at my desk when I found out I was just released by WWE.” recounts James Wilson, who works at the Jefferson County BMV in Madison, Indiana. “I don’t work at WWE, which led to my confusion. I made a couple phone calls, but I could only reach a man with a raspy voice who kept shouting ‘budget cuts’ over and over at me before hanging up.”

Wilson recieved shout outs from numerous wrestling personalities, including Kalisto, who remarked “Jammes is with me in my prayers” before WWE realized their mistake. In a written statement, a company spokesman apologized for the mixup, blaming a clerical error, and promised it wouldn’t happen again. During the statement, they also fired R Truth.