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Because they insist on doing this show anyway, it’s Too Long Didn’t Watch WrestleMania (part 1).

• The difference between the Kickoff Show and the actual show is…pass

• The formerly crazy Scottswoman and the former mean girl beat the Kabuki girls
• Elias actually has a match at WrestleMania and beats Baron Corbin.

• No one cared.
• Becky Lynch beats the vampire.
• The Sami Zayn-Daniel Bryan match almost had enough run ins to legally shut down the show
• The tag titles were defended in a three way singles match because reasons

• Mojo Rawley wins a belt because we haven’t suffered enough.
• Kevin Owens about kills himself in front of no audience. Just like everyone on Impact.

• 4 spears, 4 powerslams, Braun Strowman beat up an old man.
• The Undertaker and AJ Styles star in a short movie about magic and burying people alive.