Part of posting infrequently on a somewhat existent blog is finding new and exciting content to publish. Or you could just make stuff up. Guess which one this is. Anyway, here are some (Fake) fun facts for you to enjoy.
Diesel was Vinnie Vegas in witness protection.
He’s not easy to hide
Despite being unable to speak the language himself, Mark Henry has 4 Japanese music awards. No one has bothered to question it and have just decided to move on with their lives.
Paul Roma still thinks he was a great Horseman.
Arn disagrees
Despite wearing the costume for nearly a decade, the Big Boss Man never actually arrested anyone. Except for one drunk in Poughkeepsie in 1992, but it was Marty Jannetty and he deserved it.
It would explain the outfits
Jerry Lawler once declared himself king of the particular Waffle House he was visiting at the time. No one cared enough to challenge him on it.
Feud planned with Denny’s
Harley Race is undefeated in the Heaven circuit.
St. Peter never stood a chance
The former Enzo Amore plans to try being a country music star, a NASCAR driver, and skilled taxidermist (all with their own ridiculous name changes) before settling down and becoming the one 40 year old at the club that everyone avoids talking to.
DDP is so good, he retroactively helped Buzz Sawyer kick his habit. Stay tuned for DDP Ghost Yoga.
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