For the 20th consecutive year, the annual Russo Family Vacation was a complete disaster, according to reliable sources. The vacation, planned to be a simple trip to Disneyland, ended up being a 2 hour bus tour of Atlantic City, New Jersey.
“We had it all planned out, tickets bought, things were going smoothly, then Vince decided we needed ‘a swerve, bro’. This is getting ridiculous” said the anonymous source, who later admitted to being his wife.
This joins over two decades of misadventures for the Russo family, including the one time their LA vacation had 4 run ins and the Las Vegas incident where Vince Russo declared himself “the new king” after punching out an Elvis impersonator.
Oddly enough, this fits the an established pattern of the Russo patriarch, who’s known for his “controversial” parenting, which includes promising kids a puppy then setting fire to their club house.
“I mean, he once said he bought me a diamond necklace, then when I got home, he just cheated on me. It made no sense.”
The family is hoping that next year’s vacation goes better, but based on prior experience, they’re not optimistic.
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