Because it’s (probably) been 4 weeks since the last PPV, it’s Extreme Rules from a company that thinks extreme is buying strawberry ice cream.
This is totally not RAW because the big screen says Extreme Rules.
The pre-show happens. That is all.
Undertaker and Roman Reigns defeat Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre because we live in the real world
The Revival successfully defend the RAW Tag Team Titles against the Usos. The twin brothers will have to wait a whole 2 weeks until their next title shot.
Aleister Black and Cesaro had a really good match. No joke here, watch it.
R Truth continues to look for someone who doesn’t work there anymore. Kind of. This is not mentioned again for the rest of the show.
Bayley John Cena’s her way against the odds and retains the Smackdown Women’s Title. Alexa Bliss now has to find a new friend.
Braun Strowman and (Yawn) Lashley reenact a middle of the road ECW match.
This match was so extreme, they destroyed foreign announce desks that weren’t Spanish. Take that, China!
The (Don’t say Bullet) Club remind us that a former world champion now wants the US Title. But the matches will be good, so it gets a pass.
The toughest guys at a Mumford & Sons concert defended their titles against the New Day and Heavy Buffoonery
Otis is Scotty 2 Hottie in a fat suit
The New Day are Smackdown Tag Team Champions again because no one else knows what year it is either.
Paul Heyman steals a microphone and proceeds to lie about a guy who may or may not be there. You know, business as usual. At least he’s not in charge of anyone’s checks.
AJ Styles wins his third US Title. Woohoo….
Drax used to be a wrestler or something
Stone Cold Kevin Owens beat “He’s still here?” Dolph Ziggler in less time than it took me to type this
Buy WWE crap NOW
Say what you want, but Bruno didn’t give out free pancakes. You can take whatever you want from that.
The ring announcer somehow pronounced Samoa with four syllables
Kofi Kingston beats Samoa Joe. Anyone surprised? Anyone?
Winners Take All, Why the Hell Not? Match
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch, couple of the year, faces a meathead bartender and a woman straight out of a time machine.
Lacey Evans has “Seth” written on the ass of her shorts. This is mentioned a few times.
Match gets extreme in an Extreme Rules match at Extreme Rules. Michael Cole seems surprised at this.
Seth Rollins beats Baron Corbin. Again. Corbin slinks back to TGI Fridays with his head held low.
Brock Lesnar actually shows up for once and blah blah Brock Lesnar, you know the rest.
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