419 Live

Because three hours is way too much Shane McMahon, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch.

• Seth Rollins becomes mayor of Chairshot City
• Ricochet is next highflyer to get swatted down by a large Samoan
• Becky Lynch and Lacey Evans us still happening, so there’s that
• Daniel Bryan is still the toughest afternoon manager at Starbucks
• Vikings kill some guys for showing up
• R Truth still not caught in game of tag
• Baron Corbin, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens compete to see who’s more hated before losing in an actual match
• Paul Heyman continues to be less committal about Brock Lesnar showing up than he was about the whereabouts of ECW payroll
• Gallows and Anderson lose to the Usos because of course they do. If you listen closely, you can hear Karl Anderson muttering Kenny Omega’s phone number to himself as he walks up the ramp.
• Roman Reigns beats up two men in the world’s nicest locker room to set up a match no one cares about
• WWE has to make a stipulation that people can’t interfere, apparently
• More Baron Corbin…”yay”